The Beginners Guide to Psychiatric Hospitalization by Jean MacDonald

If you have the bad luck to find yourself in the emergency room of a psychiatric hospital, you'll be asked a standard series of questions in order to figure out if you are, well, crazy. I'll cover what to answer and what NOT to answer, so you can avoid being mislabeled as paranoid, delusional, grandiose or any of a number of other things that you obviously are not. I'll also have tips for those who still manage to get locked up, despite following my advice.