5 Behaviors That Will Keep My Hot, Smart Friends From Dating You by Beverly Fields

Exactly what the title says. Approximately one minute each on such things as:
1. Thinking you are smarter than she is
2. Believing your great personality will make a supermodel love you.
3. Asking 14 times after she has said no for the 27th.
4. Failure to comprehend "consensual"
5. Being a complete asshat